HOO RAH.. Within forty-eight hours of forming my "Exploratory Committee", Governors Barbour has confirmed and Huckabee is rumored to have dropped out of the race.
To alleviate the anxiety of the GOP, I will run my campaign strictly through the neutral party, which is
predicated on "Common Sense" and not the "Bubba network of Political compromise and correctness".
Our party: The Stag Party will not be concerned with pleasing everyone to insure re-election. I feel one term, if improperly handled and with the transparency of a midnight on a moonless night, will be enough to take care of all loyal Stags for the rest of their lives.
Will we?
Cure the economy with more jobs - Veterans, Senior Citizens (now known as "Seasoned Citizens) and Entrepreneurs of all ages, races, and religions will get be welcomed not chastised.
End the wars overseas (in the future we will "contract security" ) - John Gotti's name is in consideration for Secretary of Defense. A Presidential pardon might be necessary.
Drill Baby Drill - will be our most earnest policy - We already have the support of the American Dental Association
Will we accomplish these and other burning issues: SURE, WHY NOT!!!!) Quote: Pat Paulsen, 1968.
The Committee is growing with unpaid volunteers, who have firm expectations in my integrity to appoint them to high paying cushy government positions.
Well it is Happy Hour in London. Time for me to return to the campaign trail, a tough job, but someone has to do it.
"Make mine Scotch"
A VOTE FOR CANTRELL IS A VOTE.
ABSOLUTELY NOT ENDORSED BY THE AARP, NPR, ABC. CBS, NBC, PDQ, RSVP
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