Cynical thougts for a lazy Sunday afternoon

In the fog of youth, a Sunday afternoon nap was a spontaneous, passionate, somewhat sinful romp under the covers; followed by a snooze of satisfaction.  Today, a Sunday afternoon nap’s only concern about positions is: “Which sofa do you want?’

In response to the rhetorical political palaver being spewed by pundits of both sides of any issue, I retorted with a “Fair & Balanced” barrage of methane tainted comments.

 What a bad day, being stuck in traffic on a hot afternoon while the man in the next car is harvesting the stalactites & stalagmites from his nasal caverns.  YOU’RE A NOT INVISIBLE IN YOUR CAR!!!

The remembrances of your hometown can be a pleasant interlude into a simpler times; the curse of reality is returning home for a visit.

Poets say your first love is you best and most exciting; to insure you maintain this illusion, never attend your high school reunion.

Doctor’s now say that moderate alcohol intake is good for the memory.  Great, so all these years of drinking to forget are just wasted time?

Darwin could not see that our evolution might turn us into obese albinos from spending no time outside or getting exercise.  Why should we, our cell phone do it all.

When cloning is perfected it will eliminate all need for sexual intercourse & marriage.  Just a world of “Mini  Mes”  running around agreeing with each other.

There must be a God & God must have a sense of humor.  Why else would everything fun in life be illegal, immoral, or fattening.

It has always impressed me how important & intimidating political crisis are and how they seem to tame so quickly; when  Congressional or Presidential vacations are scheduled.

The proponents of TGIF (Thank God it’s Friday) must all be single & have never faced  the dreaded Saturday “Honey Do” list.

If reality TV is reality; I’ll take fiction.

Valhalla Shooting Club Texas

Ladies and Gentlemen:

I am proud to announce that I am now associated with the Valhalla Shooting Club Texas, opening soon in Addison.  This is the newest and most innovative concept in Shooting and Training facilities in the nation.  With its beginnings in Colorado, Valhalla has grown into an internationally recognized corporate, public, military, and law enforcement facility for specialized self-defense protection training; not only in the safety & proficiency of firearms usage, but also in hand to hand, knife, & cane fighting techniques.

Whether you are twenty, or over eighty, the training and confidence building will be customized to your needs & abilities.  This is not your Grandfather’s shooting range.  Moving and specialized targets, as well as scenarios, are prepared to give you a unique lifelike adventure.  All this in a highly comfortable Country Club atmosphere that will allow you to proudly bring your clients, wife, family, or to show new potential clients how you can think outside the box.

Centrally located in Addison, Texas, Valhalla is within minutes of Addison Airport, several hotels and within a short drive on the tollway to downtown Dallas, DFW airport and Love Field. Viewing this link:),Valhalla Shooting Club introduces the Valhalla Shooting Club, Texas concept with a clips from Valhalla Founder, Thomas Forman, ABC World News & a Comedy Central segment shot at Valhalla’s first location in Colorado.

Some of Valhalla’s current members include:  General Norman Schwarzkopf, Mr. & Mrs. Ted Nugent, Vice President. & Mrs. Dan Quayle & Kareem Abdul Jabbar.  Corporate clients include Cartier, HP, and Texas Instruments.

We anticipate opening in early 2012. Currently, we are considering applications for our “Founding 50” members, who will enjoy special membership benefits and privileges.

The Robb Report stated Valhalla is: “One of the six most essential memberships in the world.” 

Please contact me for even more specific information.   I look forward to discussing  the adventure & advantages of Valhalla with you soon.

Sincerely,