In Memorium

Please join me in Remembering Yet Another great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

 

TRIVIAL THOUGHTS FOR HUMPDAY

 

 

 

Nostradamus predicted the future. So did Shakespeare by saying: "Full of Sound and Fury, signifying nothing." He predicted: Charlie Sheen.

 

It is a terrible tragedy, when it takes a major earthquake, Tsunami, and loss of life to show the media that Charlie Sheen is not newsworthy.

 

With the fear of Tsunamis and earthquakes, can you imagine if God gave the following instructions to build an Ark?

 

CONGRESS: When the water rises just below their noses, they will agree to pass a temporary petition; before taking a week off.

 

THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION: Call the Unions and hit the golf course.

 

HOLLYWOOD: Highly concerned multi-millionaire celebrities will have their illegal help build the Ark; which can only turn to the left.

 

TED NUGENT OF TEXAS: All cabins will have gun racks. There will be deep sea fishing chairs, tackle, and rods on the stern next to the beer cooler. The animals will come on two by two and straight into the meat locker.

 

 

Quote of the day

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

Raymond Chandler

 

Cheers,

 

Art

Problem Solver

Winston Churchill said, "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

NO JOB, NEED MONEY, AND PEACE OF MIND. Here are few suggestions

1. Assess your talents, desires, and priorities
   
2. Love what you do and Do what you love
   
3. Desperation causes mistakes; it is a waste of your time, health, and money.
   
4. When you ask for advice, you can get money or a job. If directly ask for money or a job, you will get advice.
   

acantrell@cigrp.com

Let’s all volunteer to help the government spend our money

Jackie Gleason said: "If you think money can't buy happiness, you just don't know where to shop.

The government is one heck of a shopper - see below

And how is your money being spent? According to a recent report from The Heritage Foundation . . .

• The Securities and Exchange Commission spent $3.9 million rearranging desks and offices at its Washington, D.C., headquarters
  
• The decision of many federal employees to fly coach costs taxpayers $146 million annually
  
• Washington will spend $2.6 million training Chinese prostitutes to drink more responsibly on the job
  

Cryogenics

FYI

 

Any of you who visiting and helping themselves to ice or anything else from our freezers, please be advised:

 

Pauline has just received and invitation to join in the Suspended Animation/Cryogenics workshops and planning for preservation and reanimation in the future. Tray and Abby - you need to prepare your grandchildren for the possible reappearance of Pauline and her cats - be afraid, be very afraid

 

In the interim, I would be very careful what you retrieve from any our freezers - especially any unmarked bulky packages wrapped in aluminum foil and smelling of tea.

 

If, however, this is a murder plot - please look for me in the freezer section of your local supermarket.

 

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