Nostradamus predicted the future. So did Shakespeare by saying: "Full of Sound and Fury, signifying nothing." He predicted: Charlie Sheen.
It is a terrible tragedy, when it takes a major earthquake, Tsunami, and loss of life to show the media that Charlie Sheen is not newsworthy.
With the fear of Tsunamis and earthquakes, can you imagine if God gave the following instructions to build an Ark?
CONGRESS: When the water rises just below their noses, they will agree to pass a temporary petition; before taking a week off.
THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION: Call the Unions and hit the golf course.
HOLLYWOOD: Highly concerned multi-millionaire celebrities will have their illegal help build the Ark; which can only turn to the left.
TED NUGENT OF TEXAS: All cabins will have gun racks. There will be deep sea fishing chairs, tackle, and rods on the stern next to the beer cooler. The animals will come on two by two and straight into the meat locker.
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